Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Day 3: Least Favorite Champion

I have a few, of course...




Obviously I hate Tryndamere for his ultimate.  When you think you have him, no he freaking escapes under a turret!  It's very rewarding when you do kill him, though.  It's like HAH! Your ultimate is on cooldown, BITCH. What now?!




Don't even start me on Vladimir...  His retarded ass Sanguine Pool is the stupidest ability ever invented.  Not only is he invincible for 2 seconds, his pool of blood also slows you AND has lifesteal.  RETARDED!  So usually if I play against a Vlad that has played against a Swain before, he pools after every time I stun him.  And if I try to get close to use Torment, he just uses Transfusion to drain life from me before I can even use Torment.  RETARDED!!!

I'm not the only one who feels this way...  Check out what dieowynn has to say: Click to read!



Meet Zilean.  His ultimate is called Chronoshift that is essentially the Guardian Angel item + half your health back.  His Time Bomb has incredible range so that I can't even get close enough to auto attack as Miss Fortune without taking incredible damage.  Grandpa Swain does alright since he has lifesteal to take back some health.  But still!


Of course, I have so much hate for other champions too depending on who plays the champion.  Sometimes you get those people that can't chill for a second to farm and have to chase after you the second you come within an inch off of the turret.

Then, sometimes you get Karthus...  In dieowynn's words, "Little girls [who] like to bitch and complain while they dance around and do nothing. Except ulti."  There was once a Nocturne who did just that also, which was twice as annoying because Nocturne can actually be useful if he wants to be.  But it's okay because I owned Karthus before he was nerfed and I own him more now that he is nerfed hahaha.  Guess the little bitch shouldn't dance too close to my stun :P

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