The Chain of Screaming

"The chain of screaming starts at the top. Arthur's boss' boss screams at Arthur's boss. Arthur's boss screams at Arthur. Arthur screams at you. You go home and scream at Lily. Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class. Then that kid screams at her dad, Arthur's boss' boss. And the whole thing starts all over again thus, completing the circle of screaming."

-- Barney, How I Met Your Mother

Ah, the internet. What better place for people to exercise the chain (or circle) of screaming? For you gamers out there, you know there's always one asshole on your team that thinks he (or she!) is better than everyone else on your team. Your team loses and while everyone is being a good sport, saying "good game," that mother fucker has to go and say, "my team sucks." Uh, yeah you did WORSE than we did so shut the fuck up!

For you non-games out there, START GAMING! Lol, just kidding (kinda). You can probably relate to this on YouTube, the ultimate harvester of snobby comments. You post a video on YouTube broadcasting your talents, whether you're singing, dancing, or vlogging. And it's handed back to you with comments from petty little girls who live for creating drama or other morons who feel better about their own pathetic lives by tearing down the self-esteem of fellow community members.

What's worse is that these pleasant individuals often like to comment on how much better they are than you without showing you they actually are. They're all talk! Well PROVE IT, BITCH! Post a video response and let's see you do it better than me. THEN we'll talk.

Since these dumbasses have made their way to League of Legends (and yes, there is always at least one in every game), I've decided to dedicate this blog to these wonderful people that think they're so much better than us.

Our first victim: Pantheon

Here, our very own Pantheon was yelling at Katarina for running away in a team fight. But she had low health! What was she supposed to do? Stick around and die like Pantheon did? So I told him to shut the fuck up!
He had FIVE DEATHS and Katarina? She had ZERO.

THEN, he has the decency to try and tell me that I'm not good.
Uh yeah okay, let's go to the next screen shot and check out our stats from that moment...

Here are the stats from when he was giving Katarina and I shit. Clearly, Pantheon is NOT as good as us. He had no right to tell Katarina what to do and I mean, come on. I'm not good? Our stats are practically reversed! (Swain - 4 kills, 1 death | Katarina - 2 kills, 0 deaths | Pantheon - 1 kill, 5 deaths)

And our final stats? Yeah, Pantheon YOU FAIL!!!

Good Game girls!
Fellow Fierce Girl Gamer